lightning lemon vs. amped apple? i think apple wins, because i choked on three lemons. demonic things.

i don’t know about you guys, but when i say i’m studying, i’m usually just sitting on the computer with a textbook open next to me so that in case my parents decide to come in, i can just turn from facebook to my textbook and be all “yeah, i’m taking notes on the computer because i type faster than i write.” sneaky, eh?

except now it’s nearing the end of the year, right, so i figure it’s time to buckle down and get to work, even though i’ve pretty much fucked up this semester, grades-wise. socially, i’m great; looks-wise, decent and everything. it’s just school! ugh.

anyways, being the stellar student that i am, i actually studied today. as in turned off my computer and shoved it in the drawer so that it wouldn’t distract me, and sat down with a textbook, a notebook, a highlighter, a pencil, a calculator, and sustenance in the form of a cup of tea with lots and lots of sugar + a box of sour nerds to keep my energy up… and i actually did some work. which is why i am thinking that the apocalypse won’t be december 12, 2012, but may 2, 2010.

no, seriously, this is the first time all year i’ve actually sat down and studied. i have discovered that algebra II is the bane of my existence and i swear to god, al-jabr (he’s the guy who invented algebra or algebra was based on his ideas or something like that. look, i don’t know, ok? i just know he was significant to the development of algebra and it was named after him. AND HE WAS ARAB, W00T. ironically, we learned about him in history class) was like fucking sadistic or something because WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY ELSE WOULD HE DO THIS TO US?

probably i should go back to studying soon, because i’ve been on a “break” for an hour, and if i don’t start now i’m never going to regain my focus. except how will i focus now that i’ve finished all the amped apple nerds? god only knows; lightning lemon is no help at all.

May 1, 2010

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